statsenko

A family name that is very… and… also…

Bro he is a statsenko.
Oh so are they good.

Nah they are …

by Someone very stange November 7, 2021

statsenko

Statsenko is a second name for Russian gigachads

Alexandr Statsenko is a type of gigachad who could demolish our universe.... beware!

by weird peson November 7, 2021

Staatsburg Sandwich

A sexual act in which two pieces of dead skin are removed from the soles of a women's feet. Then several men or a single man cums in between said pieces.

Do you want a Staatsburg Sandwich? We need more men for a Staatsburg Sandwich.

by EngineeringDumpster November 15, 2021

Stadtsand

Alternative name for a local bar in Cannstatt, Germany. The word started to appear after people realiced that the "Strand" (beach) had no access to water (prerequisite for a beach).

"I'm sorry boss, I can't make it to work today, I have Stadtsand in my Ritze"

by Schmalzrich June 20, 2022

Staatsman

A slimeball, liar, hopefully sterile poor sad excuse for a human. Will likely steal your dog. Scum of the chum. a below average joe

I wish I never met that staatsman

by Amygdala19 August 9, 2022

Statstrology

Statstrology was originally coined by Greg Guevara in 2023. It is implicitly derived from the word "Astrology". It is used in reference to when a person interprets data and extracts dubious meaning from it, usually without solid/unironic basis or understanding of it (and/or the data itself is dubious). Essentially, looking at data and seeing what you want to see.

"Look, this guy just came to the conclusion that 85% of goats love carrot cake whilst observing the strong correlation between sea levels and how much money I have in my bank account. He must be really into Statstrology"

by Southh May 18, 2023

statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals

have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing

by Jackkkky January 28, 2024