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Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.
by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023
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Stale Sheep

Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.
1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.
by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010
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Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
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by Boukster September 25, 2015
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stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore
Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock
by Stale cocks May 31, 2016
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stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
by Addictive1 June 19, 2006
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Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.
by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010
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stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018
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