Seaking

An UBER water-type Pokemon. Also the evolved form of Goldeen, a Pokemon from Gereration I, and the subject of an internet meme "F*** YEAH SEAKING."

Albert: My Goldeen evolved into a Seaking!
David: That's awesome, dude!

by venusaurmaster August 17, 2011

squeezing the chicken

to jerk off, masturbate

stop squeezing the chicken

by The Bold Avenger October 6, 2015

squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.

TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!

by filip98 November 22, 2020

lyrically speaking

spoken words or either of a poetic writer or rapper; words spoken in ryhme or poetic flow, How a MC speaks.

lyrically speaking, i'm the teacher and i'm teaching...

by Boss Bitch92 October 22, 2010

googly speaking

(adv) according to the finding through a personal research surfing on Google,

Mr. Curious Asian: do you have any idea about the Kukis? (referring to the Kuki ethnic people in NE India)

Asian Googlion: (clearing his throat) uhmm.. googly speaking, cookies are small, often encrypted text files, located in browser directories. They are used by web developers to help users navigate their websites efficiently and perform certain functions. Due to their core role of enhancing/enabling usability or site processes, disabling cookies may prevent users from using certain websites... and.. uh...

Mr. Curious Asian: defacately, yeah.. i know, Mr. Google Smart. I'm talkin' about the non-cookied kooky Kukis from NE India. Got it?

Asian Googlion: derp! hell knows!

by Loon Qhai April 22, 2013

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019