Floor It Like Spongebob

n. to drive recklessly and quickly like the (in)famous Boating School episodes from the popular Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants: can also be compared to "drive it like you stole it" and "drive like a crazy mo-fo."

Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!

"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"

by CMW2010 February 14, 2010

spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns

man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 4, 2017

Spongeboomer

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.

Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."

by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020

spongebob

First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.

spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?

by infocenter46 December 28, 2005

spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes

That spongebob porn made me soupy!

by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016

spongbob

sponbgog

"ah hell nah the songegoger takin the krapper patty."

"spongbob maker kapper patty."

by Razelum October 6, 2021

Spongebob Dance

A dance developed years ago in Baltimore,Maryland and it goes with Baltimore Club Music.It is a dance that can be done when you are rockin off. People from all over the country do it,from seeing it on youtube,it is NOT crank dat spongebob,nothing to do with that crank that stuff.The most common songs that people do the spongebob dance to are Tote It Remix,or the Perculator.

I was doing the spongebob dance at the party I went to yesterday!

by hey you 13579 October 20, 2008