Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.

Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“

by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

Splooge

Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.

"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"

by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022

splooge

a sound effect that mason makes

masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*

by b2finness July 6, 2022

Splooge

To bust a major nut

Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut

by Sullivan6661 July 17, 2022

splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023

Splooge

Splooge is another way of saying semen

Oh my god I’m gonna splooge

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

splooge

that thing you can do in mario sunshine by pressing r and a at the same time

if you want to beat the manta eel boss, you need to splooge

by RedstoneRuler February 12, 2026