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splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity
carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!
by pamambily January 18, 2005
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splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink
The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008
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sploog

sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole
Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit
by thesaurus January 22, 2005
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splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period
shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk
by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007
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splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock
Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick
by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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