Spite Cooling

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.
“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
by Glorth2 July 12, 2023
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Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.
Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man
by Random Kinnidle April 03, 2024
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Spite Playlisting

The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
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Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 15, 2010
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Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 06, 2025
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