Solomon Nguyen

Solomon is the most hilarious friend you will find. He is hilarious but can be serious and defensive.

Phrases a Solomon Nguyen would say
"That's gay" or "I'm so stupid" or "you're so gay!"

"Solomon Nguyen is so funny!" Girl 1
"Calling people gay isn't funny" pale white guy
"This is why no one likes you" Girl 1

by TrueDefinitions112 November 13, 2018

Solomon

Make sure you have a wheel chair ready after a night of passion with Solomon. Hung like a horse and his to tongue could outrun a porsche.

Solomon

by Gerrry November 24, 2021

Solomon Obb

A very clever way of asking for a blow job - swallow my knob!

1: Excuse me miss, how would you like to Solomon Obb?

2: No thanks sir, I don't want you to Solomon Obb! But how would you like some ring sting?

by Zulu Kokitch October 20, 2009

Solomon Spirit busby mcwilliam

a very dark person who is invisible in the dark.

I went to Africa and I could'nt see Solomon Spirit busby mcwilliam

by Finlay Harker May 9, 2022

Solomon Schechter

is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for jewish kids.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?

Person 2: Solomon Schechter!

Person 1: Sweet!

by FrozeneseaOwner February 10, 2022

Solomon

The most loving guy ever. He is definitely funny and will cheer you up in seconds. He is a family man and will do anything to protect them. Loves children and wants 5 of them. It is loyal and caring. Will always be there for you when you need him. If you find a Solomon never let him go he is a catch. Oh but wait, this one is taken!

I love you Solomon.

by SugarBear17 November 22, 2021

Short Solomon

A short king that is Jewish.

"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."

"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."

"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."

"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."

by adventurebeans June 21, 2025