smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.

Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.

by Fifi13 July 4, 2010

slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.

Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

drug smuggling

Bringing drugs from a different country

In the 2013 film, "We're The Millers" they smuggled marijuana from Mexico to the United States by sneaking it in which is drug smuggling."

by 69bigbootyjudy69 December 24, 2013

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

snuggling

1. Like cuddling and spooning, when you're physically close to someone, but usually with your clothing on, both lying side-by-side in the same shape (like an S shape) and speaking without words. Might follow sex, maybe not. A comforting act mostly. It makes you feel happy.

2. When two people are hugging, one usually to comfort the other, and one has their face buried in the others shoulder. Will hold on until they feel better.

1. Girl and guy snuggling. Guy has arm draped over girl's torso. Both are smiling, with eyes closed. They can both feel how much one loves the other <3

2. *girl crying* Mary, Josh broke up with me.
Mary: *hugs friend* Don't worry, Sara. You'll find someone who won't break your heart.
Sara: *hugging Mary close, crying on her shoulder* I hope so (whispers)

Sara lets go when she feels better

by jilligypuff April 25, 2008