Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Slides

Kinda like flip flops, but more commonly with socks underneath (which doesn't look too good, but are more comfortable than bare feet.)

If your gonna wear slides, remember that they look better without socks, even if it is less comfortable.

by I KAN SPEL May 5, 2022

Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015

Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).

My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.

by K. Puckett July 19, 2006

Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away

Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night

by E-waynesky June 1, 2015

I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008