shizer

you talk a lot of shizer

by chrissy March 20, 2003

Skiers Square

A small square blankey that skiers use to fall asleep.

"I am sleeping with a SKIERS SQUARE after I brush my teeth"

by Zrkoz December 14, 2008

Skizors

a sharp cutting impliment also known as siccors

hey could you pass me those skizors?

by kaie May 27, 2008

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011

Skier

When a whore is sitting between two guys and giving them both a handjob.

Becky was so high yesterday that she gave two guys a hand job at the same time.

Oh, so she's a skier huh.

by Some guy#2 December 16, 2016

The Skier

When 3 men sit next to each other and the middle man gives a hand-job to the other two men simultaneously, as if pretending to be in the act of skying down a mountain... Only more gay.

2 guys and a Tranny sit on a bench, the Tranny is in the middle and loves to give out hand-jobs, the other two idiots are drunk and horny. The Skier is the only solution to this dilemma.

Faggotry ensues, monies are exchanged, arrests are made, court dates issued and then ignored.

by Merkahva October 15, 2011

eastern skiers

the only sport that supports homosexuality and daddy's money at one time. it also is a person that loves to have a lot of orgies but only with other men.

yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy

by X wing @aliciousness December 9, 2019