dog sitter

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.

Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter

by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

Sittered

One who has sat down and pooped themself

Taxxed has sittered himself

by shirten March 11, 2025

wall sitter

One who takes a wall sit position at a party, indicating they are shy, and quite the opposite of the life of the party.

“Did you guys see Morgan at the party this weekend? She was sitting against the wall doing nothing.” “Ya, what a wall sitter!”

by Lil Clauss X September 7, 2022

Fat Sitter

Ripping a mean burnout and sitting still.

“Yo check out that dude doing a fat sitter!”

by Skiddymcgee July 9, 2020

Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.

A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”

by anonymous August 18, 2021

Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.

If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."

by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020