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sitter

Used in UK for football
Refers to when someone misses an open goal, a very easy goal which should have been scored
How did you not score? That was a sitter!
by 345rtg3dd July 26, 2021
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Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.
by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021
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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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belt sitter

by cran tropical on tiktok August 22, 2021
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Sitter

A person who finds deep spiritual meaning in sitting. Can sit for hours without shame. Often found on couches, bean bags, or cold bathroom floors scrolling reels.
"Don't ask Raj to go out. He's a sitter — the couch is his soulmate."
by Cherry 🌸 August 5, 2025
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Sittered

One who has sat down and pooped themself
Taxxed has sittered himself
by shirten March 11, 2025
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Pon mi sitter

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.
by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024
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