dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

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punk shui

pertaining to correct punk like attributes, proper balance to refrain from poserness

your tattoos and piercings are so punk shui

by gargamelsazrael February 18, 2011

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dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

poop toilet dump comfort martha stewart

by oPtaylor March 07, 2016

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Three way feng shui

When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.

Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.

by Ellelo420 June 11, 2014

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Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.

Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!

by 4realazitgits April 05, 2021

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