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shitload

A colloquial term used to describe an extremely large quantity of something, often used informally to emphasize the overwhelming amount. Typically conveys a sense of exaggeration or intensity.
Butter should be consumed in moderation, as it contains a shitload of calories.
by Emotional Cruiser January 20, 2026
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Fucking shitload

Another variable of the term 'shitload'
Using the wording 'fucking' multiplies the original amount to the tenth power.
Example: I have a fucking shitload of apples would mean that I have a considerable more amount of apples that just saying that I have a shitload of apples
by fukhead October 12, 2011
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Fucking Shitload

1000 times bigger than a Shitload
It weighed at least a half a fucking shitload!
by Serinice December 15, 2014
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Metric Shitload

A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.
I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.
by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018
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MANDATORY SHITLOAD

It is the requirement of a large meal to be consumed in it's entirety.

Part of another MANDATORY SHITLOAD.

thereafter as in PEDOPHILE TASK

DON'T use EAT backward in a restaurant
Interestingly enough the MANDATORY SHITLOAD is a large treat at YUM BRANDS as BEFORE, DURING, and waiting thereafter no matter the question of temperature of the food.

The TREATER had his food out of my tray as I am an OCD MANDATORY SHITLOAD receiver so his BEAN BURRITO was untouched for SEVEN MINUTES then he came over and got.

WELL ANAL ALAN has got the necessary containers to CATCH AND CONSUME when it is time rapidly for the BABIES, little girls and LITTLE BOYS his MANDATORY SHITLOAD which as a matter of fact on GOOGLE ALPHABET PERRENIAL CALENDER in the afternoon for over ONE HOUR he did on APRIL 1, 2022;

Having the MANDATORY SHITLOAD in the variety of the menu of any RESTAURANT is a daunting task but "PLEASE DON'T USE THE WORD "SHIT" IN A RESTAURANT. (PLEASE DO NOT STAND IN THE REAR DOOR AREA!!!! 6:07 PM
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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