No Shit Sherlock

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.
"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
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No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.
" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"
by zuhazana August 04, 2016
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Sherlock Holmes

A handjob in the movie theatres, usually over the pants.
Guy 1: Dude! Can you believe I got a Sherlock Holmes on the second date?!
Guy 2: No shit?! What movie?
Guy 1: Transformers.
by hermies131213 July 16, 2011
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No shit, Sherlock

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"
by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021
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Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet February 22, 2016
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sherlock yack

A cartoon show on MondoTV, a French network, which is about a detective yak in a zoo named Sherlock who solves mysteries with his assistant, a stoat named Hermione.
When there's a strange crime in the zoo
And you're looking for a clue

You'll always find him right on track
Sherlock Yack
by Thats16myboi September 17, 2019
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john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds
I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock
by Pops3423 August 06, 2017
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