Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

ed sheeran

a lonely person who will be single or yess and yes

her- who’s that
him- ohh he’s a ed sheeran

by bigfatshrekpenis February 2, 2021

Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels

Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy

by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021

Ed sheeran

Hottest Brit man on earth.

He’s just like Ed sheeran

by Looollllmaooo July 5, 2021

Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet

person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee

by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.

Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!

by Urmomofgwdfiuwu July 8, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023