Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran

"Look that's Ned Sheeran"

by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022

Ed sheeran

A not so good looking person but has a BEAUTIFUL voice and if u still listen to him u are ELITE

Do you listen to Ed sheeran

No who still does

Me!

by NO! January 20, 2021

ed sheeran

he’s a scary ginger man you can make many scenarios

about him which will make you laugh or another definition is a person who is lonely

her- who’s that
him- oh he’s a ed sheeran

by bigfatshrekpenis February 2, 2021

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.

Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!

by Urmomofgwdfiuwu July 8, 2022

Ed Sheeran

An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.

"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".

by sheeransvoice May 31, 2017