Shawn

A Shawn is a man who's penis has failed more women than high school geometry.

That no good Shawn. Always dis satisfying when with him.

by Hideyogirl79 April 8, 2020

Shawn

A Shawn is one of the most ass wipes of a guy you will ever meet he will very rarely trust anyone and will be paranoid about most everything. He will always tell the cold hard truth and doesn't care about peoples feelings. If you can befriend a Shawn you will regret it in about a week.

Man Shawn's really get on my nerves

by daddysitooo October 4, 2019

Shawn

A guy that weighs 300 pounds and watches anime

Man, Shawn is just sitting there watching TV all day.

by The Pidgeons March 31, 2020

Shawn

If you ever meet one in the wild they will tell you their name is spelled sean DO NOT BELIVE THEM shawn is evil smart and cunning dont let one near you they will ruin your life if you meet one the only way out is death

Hey monty can i see your lunch number i promise i will not steal it to black mail you with at another date from shawn

by Phywhy January 8, 2019

Shawn

A stupid, toxic, backstabbing person who can’t keep a relationship or friendship.

“Me and shawn are best friends”!!
“Trust me, that won’t last long”.

by Ahshxhsjdbsjbxjsks March 12, 2020

Shawn

A fat bitch that snorts like a pig

Shawn likes to roll in a pig sty

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

Shawn

Shawn is the type of bitch to smash your head into a massive lollipop and then scream that it was someone else.

Shawn: *smashes your head into a massive lollipop*

You: Ow!!

Shawn: OMG I CANT BELIEVE ISABELLA JUST DID THAT!!!

by imgonnadiealone February 17, 2021