Shagweenie

A person of interest, that is your friend with quirks and or abnormalities.

No way it’s Micheal Leitch, how you doing Shagweenie.

by Ednaboogers January 13, 2026

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023