a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 05, 2009
A caucasian male who live by sucking the blood of virgin cows and eating used steroid syringes. He occasionally skates, wrestles bears, and fucks baby goats.
by oopsasa May 09, 2016
The most down to earth and helpful person you'll meet in your life. If he considers you a good friend he can make your problems his. His good nature is misused sometimes. And yeah chicks go mad when they see him, all credits go to his hair style. Man, he's a lovely person who you can trust.
Girl 1: Shane I'm really sorry i know you have an exam tomorrow but i need your help
Shane: Tell me na....
Shane: Tell me na....
by Spank Bang 69 December 15, 2019
Name: Shane
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Wow, Shane has some big calves!
by Luc, Adam, Kyle April 08, 2019
Shane is a person who thinks the world of himself and always compares himself to others. He is obsessed with his "large" penis and constantly compares it to his friends. Shane is cheap because he spends all of his money on pot. Shane also believes pot is the cure to the worlds problems and will eventually bring world peace. He is always right even when he is wrong and has many characteristics of a sociopath, including a lack of conscience. His political views are one sided. Shane has an extended vocabulary, but doesn't apply the terms correctly. Hoes before bros is his motto. Last, but not least, he is extremely "fit" and and more "intelligent" than anyone around him.
by Douche Finder September 28, 2010
An individuals pubic hair
by Pnameruiner March 01, 2014
Guy 1: "Holy dumbfuck!! Did you see that Shane?!"
Guy 2 : "Yeah! I hear he fiddles with dicks!"
Guy 1: "Oh boy!!! 8=D~~~~"
Guy 2 : "Yeah! I hear he fiddles with dicks!"
Guy 1: "Oh boy!!! 8=D~~~~"
by finestcowshit69 April 07, 2010