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The William Shakespeare

When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.
Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare
by Cheese her January 1, 2019
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Shakespeare

The unfunniest comedian that ever existed.
John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

*blah blah*

Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.
by Doppelgangergang January 22, 2009
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shakespeare

the man who i worship next to jesus he was the best thing that happend to english..
i kristen ,am the shakepeare queen and i say fuck u to all u shakespeare haters and that he will kill u wen ur asleep U ROCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!
by shakespearequeen July 15, 2006
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Shakespear

Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet
Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?
by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012
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Shakespeare

English playwright and author who died in the year of 1616.
Some intend to claim that Shakespere is greatly over rated and if you examine the case and come to the realization that you indeed like Shakespeare, well in that case you haven't attended to high school yet.

There are however theories concerning the real truth about Shakespeare. The theory suggests that there is a deep evil hidden in his works, with the purpouse to steal away the attention from all other authors, such as the swedish poet Carl Michael Bellman.
Common person says: "Hi!"
Shakespeare enthusiast starts waving his arms around and shouting melodramaticly about flowers and the power of spring wich has brought him to meet his friend. When he is done he has one friend less, awake at least.
by Hugin January 15, 2006
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shakespearean

The powder you put into the tip of your penis
I ain't got time to Shakespearean anymore because it stopped hurting
by Shakespearean king March 6, 2014
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Shakespeare

a pedo...
Wow that senior just shakespeared those jr. high girls into sex.

craddle robber
by Krumiph August 16, 2010
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