Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

Serve Pepper

To give a pleasurable, twist-like handjob. An example would be in the form of a large, wooden pepper grinder used at an upscale restaurant.

“Hey, how was time with that girl last night?”
“It was great! She really knows how to “serve pepper!”

by Eddy1794 January 31, 2023

cup and serve

Cup and serve is when you fart into your hand, cup your hand to contain the gas, then serve the gas by opening your hand in someone's face.

I started a new Thanksgiving tradition by doing a cup and serve in the cat's face.

by Set the controls March 6, 2010

Geisha Served

Sticking your index and middle fingers into the vagina of someone who has just had sex and then, upon removal, promptly slaping them in the face with that same hand.
(See movie Memoirs of a Geisha for visual)

Damn, you just got Geisha Served!

by Sadistic Helen April 15, 2008

hard serve

the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.

Can I have a cone of hard serve cookie dough?

by Mr. Scooper October 5, 2005

April Served

Getting "served" or otherwise any pwnage, getting beat up, or getting made fun of any time during the month of April, but not during April First. Any servage during April First will be considered getting "April Fooled".

(James trips over a small pebble on April 2-30)
Henry: James, you just got April Served by that pebble!

by Reeko Smallums April 10, 2008

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006