soft serve

the act of being soft or being a little bitch

Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."

soft serve by Seany Boii April 10, 2007

soft serve

Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.

soft serve by General Turtle February 4, 2003

RAW SERVE

TO GET SERVED UP RAW, TO TAKE A BEATING ONE DESERVES, MAKING A DIFFERENCE BY TEACHING A LESSON TO SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE SOMETHING WRONG FOR A WRONG REASON, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO SNITCHES, BITCHES, PUNKS, HATERS ECT., ANYONE WHO PROJECTS THEIR INSECURITIES ON OTHER PEOPLE,

DOWN SOUTH ATX, THEY LOVE TO "RAW SERVE" THEM HATERS, SNITCHES, BITCHES, PUNKS, ECT. ANYONE WHO PROJECTS THEIR INSECURITIES ON OTHER PEOPLE.

SHILHOE DONE SNITCHED ON TONY AND SAID THAT HE RAPED HER SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T LOOK GUILTY OF CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND BRANDON AND GOT "RAW SERVED"

RAW SERVE by ~T~ SHOW RESPECT GET RESPECT October 16, 2008

Nebraska Soft Serve 

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.

Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!

Nebraska Soft Serve by popandstreud April 14, 2010

Chocolate soft serve 

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.

My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.

Chocolate soft serve by Ingleburt Humperdink November 16, 2007

Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

Soft Serve by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010

Soft-Serve 

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

Soft-Serve by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012