Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017

Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch

"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.

Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge

by thunkcunt May 3, 2023

Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light

"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"

by Razor the Different September 23, 2025

Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.

She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!

by Half_hntr September 3, 2021

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023