Scorpio and Capricorn

The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.
Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 02, 2021
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The pretty Scorpio bookworm

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021
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Scorpio energy

Horny and discreet af. At all times.
Your head is always in the gutter, such Scorpio energy.
by 11Somethingsomething11 April 16, 2022
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october scorpio

Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD
by bigbootybitches1462 June 16, 2022
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October Scorpio

The BEST scorpios to walk the planet earth.
Someone: when’s your birthday

Me: October 23
Someone: oh you’re them amazing October scorpio
by Letsfuckonthebalcony August 16, 2023
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are scorpios sexy

Yes obviously the most fucking sexy zodiac that looks like legit fire with there massive tits and big mommy miller’s
Wow what an amazing are scorpios sexy
by Brian the hottie December 20, 2021
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Scorpio

The definition of the zodiac sign scorpio is a crackhead.
“Man you’re dating a scorpio? Might as well date a crackhead
by Lazyriver9899 August 31, 2023
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