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Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
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arthur schneider

Arthur Schneider is fat, ugly and dumb. His favorite games are minecraft and clash royal. His dream job is to be an clash royal pro player (NO JOKE!!!!). Nobody likes him rly and he has no right friends. His hairs look like sombody shits on his head. Bastard
This nigga looks like Arthur Schneider, fat, ugly and dumb.
by FatArthur May 11, 2017
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Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome
To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering
by actavios September 5, 2012
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Owen Schneider

someone who is in class not doing his work.
this kids an owen schneider .
by GD Gamer November 7, 2019
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frau schneider

"I really love Christoph Schneider, the drummer of Rammstein, but Frau Schneider is the best you've ever seen of him/j"
by maruxke August 22, 2022
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celine schneider

A nice girl who always needs attention. But she is nice.
she is such an attention freak, but also so nice she is such a celine schneider
by 227loveyou227 May 4, 2017
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Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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