by mangorice August 15, 2015
Get the bollock satchelmug. To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.
by Sghhh December 14, 2021
Get the Whiskey Satchelmug. The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
Get the jew satchelmug. a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021
Get the turd satchelmug. "Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009
Get the poon satchelmug. Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.
She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.
by ksaysthis January 15, 2013
Get the Flesh Satchelmug. The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011
Get the Vagina Satchelmug.