Crow sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!

by Tonyaguas January 12, 2011

Dirty Sammich

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

by cosmovern September 09, 2010

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl August 02, 2007

Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.

you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

by dontbescaredhomie April 21, 2011

Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 12, 2009

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

PBC SAMMICH

Peanut-butter and clitoris sandwich. Very delicious.

THAT WAS A GREAT PBC SAMMICH I HAD FOR LUNCH.

by PBC MAN July 28, 2010