epsom summersaults

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison

1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)

by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008

Sammese

A religion started by Sammy in 2010. A person must be extremely crazy to become a Sammese and clear a very difficult craziness test. Prospective followers may come up with new and fun crazy ways to prove their worth for the religion.

Sammese are given special benefits like being allowed to touch sammy's sacred nose. They are supposed to call sammy awesome at regular intervals.

Ninan.

He taught sammy the penguin dance to clear the final Sammese test.

by Sammy320 December 1, 2010

Sammeisha

Sammeisha is sexy funny savage a good friend and a rider loves to fight has a good heart you have to love her she's loco but caring cares for her family and friends Sammeisha is very arrogant

Sammeisha is a good person with a good heart.

by Mimi_osoarrogant January 19, 2014

Summerslam

Hook up for either a guy or a girl, with the intent for that specific hook up to only be there for the summer, and no longer than that.

"Wow there's last years summerslam, cant talk to her now, hide me"

by Christopher Trap October 21, 2007

summersomnia

the inability to fall asleep in the summer nights by dint of a lack of energy loss, a too high temprature and debus
which causes you to fall asleep later and later, wake up later and later as the summer is passing.

Marc: it was a lovely sunset this morning
Karen: why where you up so early?
Marc: I wasn't up early, I was still up from suffering summersomnia

by B100NL September 5, 2013

Terri Summers

Terri Summers is a hot, brunette pornstar from Holland.

Later on tonight I am going out with Terri Summers and hopefully afterwards I can get her in the sack.

by Mac76_390 January 18, 2011

the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021