Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.

Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man

by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009

Stuff me mushrooms

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.

When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”

by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019

Stuff and Sam

A comedy series made by youtuber Brandon Rogers, which is mainly about a 38-year old straight man named Sam, and his roommate Donna trying to help Sam adopt a baby, but then encounters the CEO. This series was made in late 2017, and ended in early 2018.

Guy: Did you see Stuff and Sam yet?
Guy 2: Yes I did, the plot was amazing!

by notsalty7897 May 8, 2019

stuff it

Shut up. Said in a grumpy way, but usually to a friend and not meant to be too rude.

Roommate one: I'm done with all my gen eds!
Roommate two: Stuff it.

by katomicbomb January 12, 2009

stuff on your head

the phenominoa when you become much happier, or your outlook on life improves when you put stuff on your head

when you forget to be awesome, i advise you to put stuff on your head

by LIGHTNINGMAIDEN January 11, 2012

stuff it

To give up on something; To not care or be bothered about/with something/someone. Another way of saying "screw this".

"Stuff it I can't be bothered to do this work any more"

by Little Hands April 15, 2009

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen April 24, 2012