Similar to a Cleaveland Steamroller.
Unleashing a torrent of steaming molten fecal matter on a partners chest, then rocking back and forth whilst singing Christmas carols.
Unleashing a torrent of steaming molten fecal matter on a partners chest, then rocking back and forth whilst singing Christmas carols.
by Funk finger flatulator December 21, 2012
When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface
My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures
by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010
The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.
by Jamie Chennells September 17, 2008
When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.
by chiseboy December 16, 2003
The act of a very obese woman rolling her body up the body of a man who is lying on his back so that the circulation to the lower half of his body is cut off. A very small person or a monkey then plays with his unerect penis.
by MeatSlaughter April 19, 2011
A street paving (flattening) vehicle that is only found: west of Georgia, north of Flordia, East of Mississippi, and south of Tennessee
Bill Bob: Lookit Huck, there goes one of them dag-gone Alabama Steamrollers comin' on down the road.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
by Redneck Kyle January 12, 2006
An extreme act of deification on one's chest by another for the sexual stimulation of themselves, the participant, or both.
by This Girl/ That Guy May 01, 2008