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Jockey stealing

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"
That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
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krystal steal

A very hot blonde pornstar. Often seen with Peter North or Sky Lopez. Very good at fucking. Likes ass fucking and oral sex. She also likes it doggy style. She always ends out with a cumshot.
Krystal Steal is the hottest pornstar out there.
by Emmanuel February 9, 2005
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wireless stealing

The act of mooching off of a neighbors wireless internet.
My wireless internet seemed to have slowed once the new neighbors moved in,they must be wireless stealing.
by jinxed_007 May 27, 2009
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stealing lollipops

To thwart another's success through subversion unbeknownst to that individual or others.
Did you see how Dave's been stealing lollipops? Dave talked to Darrell's boss, and now Darrell isn't going to get the promotion they promised him.
by X3th July 12, 2008
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kill steal

When you playing an online game that involves killing, and right when your about to kill someone, someone jumps out and kills him first
player 1: OHHH IMA KILL YOU
player 2: NOOOO
player 3: hahahah KILL STEAL!!
player 1: WTF U HAXZOR ROFLCOPTER ROFLCAKES!!!
by Slyslutter July 20, 2006
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Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.
Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"
by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009
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steal ya

1) you wack bo, if you dont shut up im gonna steal ya
by Payden December 28, 2007
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