Sony

Japanese corporation that specializes in free repairs or replacements of their products, which always happen to have problems for some reason.

Guy 1: Bullcrap, my Sony digital camera's bottom casing scratches my skin, my PS4 got the blue light of death, and my VAIO laptop keeps overheating!
Guy 2: Go on their website, they probably have free repairs or replacements.

by getshrektm8 March 4, 2015

Sony sigma

Sony = Gold
Sigma = star

So Sony sigma define golden Star

Sony sigma

by Stranger sigma November 23, 2021

Sony-ing

The act of fucking a girl with a PlayStation five controller and afterwords bashing her head in with the PlayStation five

“Asked her if she wanted to start Sony-ing”

by Kux July 9, 2025

Sony

A person who is very kind and caring with massive tits. Will take you off the census if you take his food.

Bob: Yo bro my grandpa took Sony's pizza and he got his ass ate to death
Billy:damn that's tragic

by BigFatTityMan May 16, 2022

sony it up

Turning a robust technology in to a gimmick that only sheeple, Sony (and possibly Apple) execs think is a good idea.

Man, Gaikai looks like it has promise, hope they don't sony it up and keep it as only a type of advertising for facebook, or make it run only on windows and mac computers.

by Jondice83 September 3, 2012

Sonied

The act of gaining access to an unauthorised system, or have it occur to you. Is best used when system defences are as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house.

1. "I sonied into my friend's Facebook and made stupid status updates."

2. "I got sonied badly when someone sonied into my bank account."

by DITE! November 14, 2011

Sonis

A name given to those who are destined for greatness. People who have been bestowed this name are typically blessed with a high level of intellectual prowess to match their beautiful physical appearance and natural charisma. Legend has it that in the early 1800s, only those of royal descent had the great privilege of wielding this great name.

That man is both good looking and amazingly talented, maybe his name is Sonis?

Sonis is such an amazing bloke, both inside and out. He matches his name perfectly.

by Messiah777 November 22, 2021