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Softball

A fun sport that will always be loved by the whole world. It will never get retiring.You never want to let go to ur mates in softball.
Wow guys softball is really fun
by Isabelle H April 5, 2017
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Softball Chicks

Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.
I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks
by peacockbitch14 June 18, 2011
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softball

a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.

if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)

to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.

if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'

if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"

girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010
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softball

a game played by lesbians and only lesbians
oh hey my arm is really stiff from hitting those fly-balls in softball today can you work it for me?
by kiki12333 April 15, 2009
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16in. Softball

Softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. A new 16in. Softball made by DeBeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true "softball" at the end. For which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. Sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. First person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the damn ball in history. Played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.
Chicago man: Yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
Tinley Park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
Chicago man: I never knew you sucked cock.
by Tatty is a homo October 27, 2007
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softball

by hb November 4, 2003
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softball

National game of the lesbian nation
lesbos play softball

once i screwed a lesbo, hence she become a bisoftual
by brainwash August 25, 2004
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