haley sharpe is a beautiful women that everybody falls for.she is a very sensitive person but is very caring.to her long beautiful hair to her perfect body.her smile lights up the whole room. haley is a special person.
by ashton.erlewine May 30, 2021
Get the haley sharpemug. A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021
Get the Sharp Fartsmug. An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008
Get the sharp as an applemug. by Psychomania October 20, 2019
Get the Shannon Sharpmug. The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.
by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003
Get the pat sharpemug. by rushil is my son April 15, 2020
Get the e sharpmug. Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.
by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016
Get the Matt Sharpmug.