Shannon 

A dimbo

You’re a real Shannon.
Stop being a Shannon.

Shannon by Hitler's Cousin Thrice Removed October 30, 2018

Shannon 

The internationally recognized unit for length of Snapchat stories. One Shannon is defined as a Snapchat story lasting 100 seconds.

"Ali went to the Imagine Dragons concert last night, so be prepared to tap through 4 Shannons worth of Snapchat story."

"Tyrell sold his tickets to the concert, so his story of chilling with friends was only 16 Centishannons (0.16 Shannons) long"

Shannon by Jack_Hoff July 28, 2015

Shannon 

Shannon means old river in Latin or some other language that I don't know.

Shannon is a nice person

Shannon by Zebragirl606 August 1, 2018

Shannon 

Shannon is a very nice girl. Also very sexy and has a nice figure. She has nice brown eyes that everyone would want to have. Shannon is also a bit goofy when it comes to her singing silly songs.

Hey I love Shannon so much she’s the best!

Shannon by What’s my name✌🏽 October 17, 2018

Shannon 

A selfish woman who only cares about money.
Tries to criticize other mom's while she let her own son end up face down in a river.
Shannon also tries to criticize other parrot owners while she feeds her Scarlet Macaw gummy bears and Oreos.

Shannon killed 11 parrots with Clorox cleaners

Shannon by Thecockatootamer October 11, 2022

Shannon 

A Shannon is a wizard of love. A Shannon typically has an enormous behind and daring bedroom eyes.

Damn! Did you see that Shannon?

Shannon by Oooooo December 17, 2012

Shannon 

Guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her. She's the perfect girl in EVERYONE'S eyes

"Look. That girl over there? She's DEFINITELY a Shannon! Like for sure!"

Shannon by thatsexybitcheverybodywants June 19, 2016