Specific
troll-mascoted baseball players exceeding the height of 6'2 with a constant 5 o'
clock shadow. Gorgeous eyes and a stunning
smile. And did I mention a jaw line? ...tall, dark, and handsome.
First
name being somewhat common, like 'your average JOE.'
Last
name regarding a trade, like Smith, or...BAKER.
The combination of such surname and given
name would result in a sexy individual.