Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.

Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.

by LordJenal October 18, 2022

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by Geometry dashing July 5, 2025

Scan

St. Louis slang meaning odd, suspicious, or sketchy. Usually used for a person, place, thing, or event. Mainly used for when something is scan in general and not in relation to anything specific. Similar to “sus”.

“Im thinking about going to that party tonight.”
“Don’t go, the guy throwing it is kinda scan.”

“That gas station off Hanley is kinda scan”

“I wouldn’t buy weed from him, he’s scan”

“This St. Paul sandwich looks kinda scan”

by 2002honda December 12, 2021

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Scan

A type of rodent that doesn't drink and likes squeaking

The scan scurried by

by 07davieg May 10, 2019

Sleight of scan

The method by which one steals items from a store by means of the self-checkout register.
Common practice includes scanning an inexpensive item while bagging a near-identical but more costly one, only partially weighing items, or otherwise misrepresenting the count.

Guy1: "Why pay 99¢ for those gourmet, grocery store bagels when a little sleight of scan can get them for the 59¢ doughnut price?"

Guy2: "Dude, seriously? It's forty cents..."

by drive-in couch September 25, 2014

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011