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saturday night live

An awesome show with random hilarious skits. It was fuckin hilarious until the year 2000 rolled around. The writing sucks, and the comedians on the show suck. They seem to be too self-conscious to ac completely crazy and random, and the way they actually deliver the lines sucks too. Many awesome skits on that show have been made into movies, such as Night at the Roxbury,Waynes World, and some others I can't think of right now... Some really awesome comedians and actors have started on that show, such as John Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey, David Spade, and Conan O'Brien, who was a writer and wasn't actually on the show.
I will never miss SNL, even though now it's extremely disappointing...
by waAGhA! March 16, 2005
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Saturday Night Haircut

A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.
Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.
by typicalchazzgville September 5, 2010
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Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.
by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014
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Saturday night catholic

Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.
Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!
by Rep4Christ217 August 27, 2017
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Saturday Boy

In a polyamorous or non-monogamous relationship, a Saturday Boy is the male partner that a female partner will typically only see for a good time sporadically, such as going out on a Saturday night - especially if she has a live-in male partner during the week already.
Ah, so you're her Saturday Boy while her primary dude is chilling at home.
by OpeD January 2, 2020
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Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.
Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.
by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020
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Saturday Detention

A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.

From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.

It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.

I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.

If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
by Dipnuts November 5, 2021
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