Roadkill-Safari

Driving across a street with lots of animals that have been struck and killed by motor vehicles.

Yo bro! Yesterday I was on a Roadkill-Safari. I even saw Bambi, tho!

by Danny Mallory December 29, 2013

Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer but a kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea

A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.

by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019

The Safari End

If anything has an end, it's the Safari End. Even if there is two ends, both are called the Safari End.

Richie Benaud: 'Here comes Warnie ripping it up from the Safari End, getting plenty of boom kitsa too isnt he Chaps!'
Chaps: 'Ohh mate ... cchht'.

by Cchht February 12, 2014

Orlando Safari

The act of inserting a dildo in a female anus while having penatrative vaginal intercourse.

Honey I know you're trying hard but your penis isn't working for me. We need to go on an Orlando Safari so I can have fun too.

by Colorado Mountain High June 17, 2023

Urban safari

Bringing an individual with a higher socioeconomic background into a underpriviledged, usually high in crime statistics. I.e. the ghetto.

Let's take the prepboy, Alexander, to an urban safari throughout Detroit and show him how things really play out in these parts.

by Notorious P.I.P May 23, 2020

Safari Shot

A shot of Tequila with salt and lime. After ingesting shot, snort line of salt and insert lime wedge into eye. Enjoy like a bad ass.

John quickly asserted his dominance at the bar that night by beginning his night with a Safari Shot for all to see.

by The Armenian October 14, 2012

Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014