Ronan

One who will spoil plots and endings of movies.

Mike: " He just told me what happens at the end of Harry Potter"

Mark: "Ah, so he pulled a Ronan"

by Blinky19_2004 August 5, 2011

ronan

(noun) the act of hugging someone closely and creepily. its intent is to display affection but it really just turns out being uncomfortable for anyone watching (or in many cases, for the victim of the "ronan.")
a ronan is usually performed but behind, but many forms have derived from the original ronan (for example: the sidways ronan, the front ronan, the 360 ronan.)

(verb) "to ronan" is to perform the act of a ronan on someone, whether or not it is expected. one step below dry humping.

I feel so violated after the ronan that dude just gave me.
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Dude: Can I ronan you?
Girl: Can I go throw up and die?

by i_like_turtles_muahahaha December 4, 2010

Dirty Ronan

The act of receiving fellatio from a hungry Pug while wearing a ginger Afro and listening intently to the back catalogue of Gary Numan and The Tubeway Army.

The cunt was high as a kite, he was in full Dirty Ronan mode!

by @bubbleteeth June 13, 2019

Ronan L Kerr

This Ronan Guy Classic Lonan wow what an absolute nigger fam hes the scottish black man but hes white. West brom fan that love touching little kids and getting drunk

Wow whos that autistic drunk guy?
Probably Ronan L Kerr.

by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel November 27, 2022

Curse of Ronan Tynan

The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.

a-rod sucks! he's only contributing to the Curse of Ronan Tynan.

by Viktor II October 24, 2007

Pull a Ronan

The act of befriending another man's girlfriend with the intent of stealing her away.

"He keeps texting her and getting onto her on facebook all the time. I think he's trying to pull a Ronan."

by Steve Gerard April 28, 2014

Ronan

Ronan is an amazing person. A person that needs love, commitment and reassurance. He is able to trust people in a short term but once he trusts you, don’t mess that up, if you are lucky he gives you a second chance but that’s not always the case.

He loves to be around his friends, family and other people he loves. He never shows that he loves to be loved. When people show their love to him he, it actually makes him very happy but he won’t say that immediately.

When he loves you, he loves you with his whole heart. The moment you got his heart, don’t ever break it. He likes long term relationships more than short term and he is able to open up in a while. The moment he admits that he is in love, you got him, he never said that before or never meant it while saying that. Now he does.

He is beautiful, just like a butterfly, they can’t see their beautiful colors but people around them do. He doesn’t know he is absolutely gorgeous and an amazing person.

Ronan this isn’t really someone you can completely describe in one or a few sentences because he is too special for that

by i9l12y25 November 21, 2021