hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 23, 2021

Romantically Unstable

Is a nicer way to call somebody a 'hoe' or 'slut' without actually using those words. This term was created by rapper D-Rod.

Bob: that Paris chick is a straight up hoe!
Joe: she's romantically unstable

by Mysta D February 03, 2011

asexual romantic

basically a relationship with no sexual attraction, like a friendship but with all the couple-y stuff

sometimes i feel like Luke may be asexual romantic

by G.R.A.C.E May 01, 2016

Romantic Terrorism

When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.

Man, i dumped my girlfriend, i just couldnt handle the romantic terrorism she played on me.

by Jinkansha April 25, 2011

Romantic Pickle

Another word for a male's penis.

Did you just call your dick a Romantic Pickle?

by domoo September 13, 2009

Romantically challenged

One who lacks the attribute of being able to hold a steady relationship or one at all.

I would have a girlfriend, but since I recently found out I am romantically challenged, things are not going well.

by ex.gf's suckk November 24, 2010

cynical romantic

Someone who wants to be in love and loves the idea, but realizes that love is ultimately self destructive and counter productive to advancing personal goals and or the self

"Marc really wants a girlfriend because he loves the idea of being close to someone and having someone appreciate him, but says that getting wrapped up in a girl would just lead to him losing all sense of self and ambition in her. Talk about a cynical romantic"

by Plaidmonster January 19, 2010