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Roland

When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.
The Balinese taxi driver tried a Roland on me in the car.
by Jagger8 May 15, 2020
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diamond roland

Pretty ,smart girl , that most likely take people's girlfriend. PETTY QUEEN . Dont come to her as a woman cus she'll most likely throw hands like a man . Most likely is a lebian but cant stand these bitches.Everyone thinks she has hoes , & in reality she has nobody to talk to but the people in her head. Lonely ass Lil girl.
Diamond Roland needs her followers up so follow her on Snapchat @Peachdiamond1 .
by Noneofyourbusinesshoe March 14, 2017
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Roland

Roland is absolutely amazing he is the kindest most hardworking loyal guy out there he'll go out of his way just to make you smile especially if you're having a bad day he will literally jump out of a moving car to help those on the side of the road

He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,

A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,

He is a great friend and an even better brother.
Why'd that guy get out of the car we're on the fucking freeway!

Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.
by Mr._NoName June 14, 2023
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Roland Garros

When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022
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Roland Cancel

DRAGON INSTALL ROLAND GETS ACCESS TO A UNIQUE ROMAN CANCEL
"YOOOO, HE FUCKIN' HIT ARGALIA WITH THE "ROLAND CANCEL", YOOOOOOO-"
by BoneyTheHomie June 23, 2021
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Roland Zhang

ultimate ohio sigma gyat skibidi toilet pre workout protein powder preworkout bench press leg skipping rizzler, notably saced his GPA in 9th grade for a white girl.
Holy shit thats Roland Zhang! I heard he has INSANE RIZZ.
by autismwarrior64 September 29, 2023
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Roland Christopher

Roland Christopher is a good person and a very handsome man. He's very compatible with a girl named Irene.
by motorchair May 17, 2022
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