covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020

Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021

Spud Relief

After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.

"After that weed i'm in need of some major spud relief!

by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.

I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Nathan's Organic Relief

Searching for sasquatch while violently maturbating.

It's been years of Nathan's Organic Relief and I'm starting to get sore.

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025

Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief

Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”

by Wingman17 June 29, 2021