second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021

Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction

Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.

by anonymous September 7, 2025

Nathan's Organic Relief

Searching for sasquatch while violently maturbating.

It's been years of Nathan's Organic Relief and I'm starting to get sore.

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

relief pee

when after hours of taking care of you kids alone, your partner finally comes home and you can go to the loo in quiet

"Oh hi honey, how was your day? Tell me later, I NEED to go for my relief pee"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

Relief

Feeling that soldiers of color feel when going to fight in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan.

For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.

Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?

Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄

I would feel relief if I could get Muhammad to behave, act civilized and learn his place..

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024