When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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Get the Nathan's Organic Relief mug.A class that a person or student( typical a college one) takes that they know will get them an easy A.
A relatively easy class a student takes so it can help bring there GPA.
A relatively easy class a student takes so it can help bring there GPA.
"Last semester , I took Art History as an elective an got an A+ in it. " "Best relief class I ever took and it brought my GPA to 3.0!
by La French October 14, 2016
Get the Relief class mug.I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022
Get the Rent Relief mug.The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
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