belief-relief

the sense of liberation when long held beliefs seem to have fallen away; when it’s realised that there’s no longer a default to old programs/factory settings etc
There was belief-relief in realising that I didn’t have to be accomplished/ respectable/worthy/ confident.. etc etc
by 4-no-one April 26, 2021
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covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
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Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.
Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.
by augustF15 July 12, 2021
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Egyptian Relief

When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!
Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief
by MOWITHAREALLYBIGDICK May 12, 2020
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Rent Relief

Sex in exchange for reduced, late or free rent.
I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.

My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.

Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2022
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scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain
Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief
by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022
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great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".
It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
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