honey roasted

perfactly rolled Joint

thhat J was honey roasted

by locc May 6, 2005

Roasted A Turd

a stinky fart

"oh man, i just roasted a turd and it stinks!

by Turd Roaster October 5, 2009

rump roasted

Butthurt

He is rump roasted because I just schooled him in basketball.

by AfghanistanBananaMan May 18, 2014

roasted fish

A combination of "roast beef" and "Fillet o Fish," describing a generally unattractive female vagina, with sloppy labia and hairiness.

Damiana has one nasty roasted fish.

by Lasia October 22, 2009

roasted cock hammer

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.

tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!

by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009

Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...

John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)

by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010

Roasted pepperoni

A vagina that tastes/smells so fucking bad that it's comparable to pepperoni.

Man A: What do you think about Krista?
Man B: Don't get me started about her roasted pepperoni.

by Anon1920 March 28, 2016