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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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reaction gif

a gif that is used on a social media site such as tumblr to answer questions or remark on statements. they may or may not have words on them. multiple reaction gifs may be used to fulfill a single purpose.
I used a reaction gif of Katerina from The Vampire Diaries shaking her head to respond to a question on tumblr that I didn't like.
by savannamae October 26, 2011
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Reactionary

extreme conservatism, especially in politics. wanting to restore to past conditions that can no longer compete with modern changes.

Former radical hippies turning into post reactionary hippies
The "reactionary" elders of this country held on to the belief that someday after the reign of republican presidents the figure of chieftain or king will be restored as the political head figure once again.
by anderl1n June 17, 2009
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Photo-reactionary

noun, a traditional old-school photographer who still prefers film to digital.
"My last professor at the art institute was a total photo-reactionary."
by White Andre April 22, 2009
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fagergic reaction

Involuntary "allergic" reactions that gays have. These do not present themselves with hives or asthma, rather over exuberant outward bursts of disdain and disgust that repeat with every person who will listen.
Mike- "I know this cap and gown are made 100% from post consumer recycled bottles, but I loathe being covered in so much polyester."
Ted- "She's having a fagergic reaction, everybody stand back."
by Hairypiglet June 2, 2014
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The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021
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