Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

relief

the feeling you get when the teacher disconnects from the zoom call

im so relieved its the weekend fuck yes *sigh of relief*

by johny fucking depp April 8, 2021

belief-relief

the sense of liberation when long held beliefs seem to have fallen away; when it’s realised that there’s no longer a default to old programs/factory settings etc

There was belief-relief in realising that I didn’t have to be accomplished/ respectable/worthy/ confident.. etc etc

by 4-no-one April 26, 2021

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction

Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.

by anonymous September 7, 2025

Nathan's Organic Relief

Searching for sasquatch while violently maturbating.

It's been years of Nathan's Organic Relief and I'm starting to get sore.

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025