noun:
(a) a baseball team in boston that has the ugliest looking bunch of guys since johnny damon left
(b) a baseball team that resides in the ugliest base ball park
(c) a baseball team whose fans are over-sensitive and only have one happy memory (2004)
(d) a baseball team who will face the revenge of the yankees in the 2007 mlb playoffs
(e) a team whose mascot is the only good thing about the franchise (let's face it...the wally guy is pretty cool)
(a) a baseball team in boston that has the ugliest looking bunch of guys since johnny damon left
(b) a baseball team that resides in the ugliest base ball park
(c) a baseball team whose fans are over-sensitive and only have one happy memory (2004)
(d) a baseball team who will face the revenge of the yankees in the 2007 mlb playoffs
(e) a team whose mascot is the only good thing about the franchise (let's face it...the wally guy is pretty cool)
The Yankees will beat the Red Sox in 2007. When that happens, it would be good to see the world revert to the natural state of things.
by stupid new grad September 25, 2007
Boston's version of the World Trade Center. The only difference is that it collapses EVERY September, instead of just in 2001.
The Democrats have selected Boston, Massachusetts, as the sight of their 2004 Democratic Convention. The convention will be held in September. This way the Red Sox and the Democrats can face mathematical elimination together.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
by jajacoro12 September 30, 2019
a baseball team that thinks the world owes them something. they're basically the yankees but without all of the biased hate because of the lack of recent world championships.
by L. F. Grant February 01, 2005
the worst team in baseball history! they suck....wow it must be really hard to just be bad like that
So now that you guys know there was no curse, how do you feel knowing you've just plain SUCKED for 86 years
by paris hilton March 12, 2005
The best fuckn team ever bitch ! They will beat the shit out the fuckn faggot uncle fuckin yankee assfuckers .Atleast the niggers on the red sox have a use ... they can fuckn play ! Manny doesnt take steroids but fuck dick lickin giambi has steroids for fuckn breakfast . If you are a yankee fan your a queef and should lick a donkeys balls .
The red sox beat the fuck out of the fuckn yankees . Then after the damn fuckn game the sox kicked the shit out of them and fucked they re wives and girl friends
by paul k. July 09, 2004
A team followed by fans who need to take a large rusty medal spoon and eat their own asses out. Get over yourselves. What the hell are you going to bitch about at your job as a sandwhich delievery man or a plummber. Get a life and follow something a little more important than a bunch of grown men playing a kids game.
The Boston Red Sox are a shameful example of a winning team that would be lucky to make the playoffs a year after winning the World Seris.
by Sons of Sam Horn February 24, 2005