Young Perry

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey and the shittiest, flattest, dullest Coca-Cola you can find; served with or without ice.

Guy 1: "What do you feel like drinking tonight?"
Guy 2: "I'll have a Young Perry... and a handjob!!"

by Troy Dango March 4, 2013

Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.

"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."

by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011

Brock Purdy

Current owner of Tom Brady. Formerly known as Mr. Irrelevant.

Also known as Big Cock Brock (BCB), Purdy became the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to win his first start against Brady.

Jimmy G: Brock Purdy is thuggin right now. He just took away the Buccaneers' manhood

by Levi’s South December 14, 2022

Rick Perry

The second coming of George Dubya Bush.

Rick Perry: "I have two role models: George W Bush and Jesus Christ."

by artey1981 January 2, 2012

Dirty Perry

A Dirty Perry occurs while driving in multiple passenger situations. The performer has the most control as the driver of the vehicle in question but public transit allows for the execution of the Dirty Perry under varied circumstances. The ideal preconditions for a Dirty Perry are limited ventilation and high relative air temperatures. With these conditions in place the performer then let's loose a brown eye demon. High caliber instances of the Dirty Perry will cause the surrounding victims to taste pennies and attempt to escape the vehicle by any means up to and including leaping into traffic at high speeds.

The Carpool that Monday seemed normal. No one questioned Dan when he turned up the heat as it was chilly outside nor did they notice as he locked out the window controls. The horror that fell upon them as the Dirty Perry broke upon their senses set them scrambling for the window controls. As the bouquet of funk reached its first stage of flavors Frank, wild with desperation and knowing the bouquet was only starting to bloom took a header out of the rear left door of the Nissan. Tom saw psychedelic spotches of color as the second layer or aromas hit him but was able to find the door controls through the haze and escape out the rear right door. Rick lost all motor control as the Perry reached the penny stage and was therefore unable to escape. He has since recovered all but the use of his right arm.

by baddestcatinthewholedamntown November 12, 2007

Perry

The Goat.

The Pretty mf.

Big 4x.

Papi Chulo.

Daddy.

Perry is literally the prettiest guy on the planet.

by Big 4x September 6, 2019

purr

shortened form of period. used and popularized by black lgbt males.

those acrylics are giving! purr!

by verymuchgivingdictionary November 2, 2020