A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.
by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014
When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.
How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?
Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
by UncleKony September 12, 2018
A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
by prakkattack96 October 20, 2015
by IsaacWhysic May 26, 2023
A man cumming inside his sex partner during sex.
Referring to adding protein a beverage like a shake or smoothie.
The male egaculate is sometimes referred to in slang as being protein.
Referring to adding protein a beverage like a shake or smoothie.
The male egaculate is sometimes referred to in slang as being protein.
by "MADMAN" December 28, 2020
A more sustainable whey (see what we did there?) to get your protein that helps lower global greenhouse gas emissions and ‘cool’ the planet - by choosing alternatives like insects, algae and indigenous plants (like freshwater lentil or duckweed).
by the riles you know December 28, 2019
Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 26, 2019