Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

Protein Shake

When you are doing anal, right before you climax , you put it in their mouth

You ever have truffle butter}? Well try this {protein shake!

by Bignuhhh September 16, 2015

The Protein Hunt

The desperate search by body-builders and athletes for any source of protein after an intense work-out. Obsessed with ensuring they consume a substantial amount of protein within the half-hour "window" after their work-out, body-builders and athletes scourge the surrounding neighborhood/kitchen/city for sources of protein. The Protein Hunt often ends in frantic consumption of a burger, a glass of milk, several eggs, or something similar.

Jimbo: "Yo man, you want to come over and play some video games?"
Mike: "Nah dude I can't, I just maxed out at the gym and now I'm on the Protein Hunt. But while I've got you on the phone, do you know any good places to grab a burger around here?"

by Jimbobwe93 November 5, 2009

Cool protein

A more sustainable whey (see what we did there?) to get your protein that helps lower global greenhouse gas emissions and ‘cool’ the planet - by choosing alternatives like insects, algae and indigenous plants (like freshwater lentil or duckweed).

Yo, I’ll take a scoop of cool protein in my smoothie instead of whey.

by the riles you know December 28, 2019

add protein

A man cumming inside his sex partner during sex.
Referring to adding protein a beverage like a shake or smoothie.
The male egaculate is sometimes referred to in slang as being protein.

I'm about to cum baby. Do you want me to add protein to your body?

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018

protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014