Patchwork Boyfriend

Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.

Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.

John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!

Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!

by RaggedyA December 15, 2010

patch things up

To make a situation right. To soothe bad feelings. To get your relationship back on track, usually with your mate, relatives or friends.

Im trying to patch things up with my brother.

by Yungsol April 19, 2018

Patching

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022

Spa'patch

(conjunctive noun) an area or geographic location where spa-like activity is likely to occur. A military manoeuvre whose focus is dispatching spas on spa'patches (pl)

This whole area has been designated a spa'patch, initiate operation Upsy Downsy

by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

Grunion Patch

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.

Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Sunflower Patch

A large group of blond/e people in an area. There have to be at least 4 blond/e people standing nearby to be labeled a patch. They can be found in the most random locations ever, like at a Mormon church for example.

Hector: Hey Steph. Let's go to Bed Bath & Beyond
Stephanie: Uh. Dude. Look!
Hector: Ah shit! What did we walk into?!
*sees a bunch of blond Kens and blonde Sandys behind him*
Hector: So this is what hell actually looks like. We're in a goddamn Sunflower patch!

by Moimoi667 November 19, 2022

Lay a patch

To lay rubber by spinning tires on a pavement.

My hot rod can lay a patch over one hundred feet long!

by platepuke August 23, 2016