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Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.
I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.
by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.
Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”
by ybell March 28, 2024
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Poutine Pussy

The act of making the Canadian delicacy "poutine" and eating it off your partner's freshly waxed pussy.
Gary and Stephanie shared a poutine pussy, eh?
by 6fa6e8dd24a387 July 24, 2019
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poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.
Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024
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Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.
What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.
by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023
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