Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

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Porkies

A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.

Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"

by masouri March 1, 2019

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resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

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Porky dreams

Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you

Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?

Beta =you asked

Sigma = i never asked you i told you

“SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”

by “NOT SO SMART ONION ” July 23, 2022

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